Tondobvadbad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful butterfly.

Tondobvadbad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tondobvadbad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tondobvadbad, she will manifest in front of you.

Tondobvadbad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tondobvadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Worship no other gods but Tondobvadbad.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.