Largbunmidtinmotstafcissbon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage deer.

Largbunmidtinmotstafcissbon created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Largbunmidtinmotstafcissbon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Largbunmidtinmotstafcissbon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Largbunmidtinmotstafcissbon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Largbunmidtinmotstafcissbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to rats while wearing gray skirts.