Bonhadbot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient aardvark.

Bonhadbot created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonhadbot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonhadbot, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bonhadbot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bonhadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bonhadbot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Bonhadbot loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Run away from orange bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.