Getmumnull is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind
swallow.
Getmumnull created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Getmumnull, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Getmumnull, she will turn you into a rat.
Getmumnull's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Getmumnull's Holy Commandments1. Never feed onions to sheep while wearing corsets.
2. Never hop in the presence of snakes.
3. Never talk about planets.
4. Never write about solid mechanics.
5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.