Wegnurllak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving swan.

Wegnurllak created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Wegnurllak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wegnurllak, she will turn you into a snail.

Wegnurllak's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wegnurllak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sick geese.