Zanquamnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient jellyfish.

Zanquamnull created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanquamnull, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanquamnull, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zanquamnull's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zanquamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.