Shav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring wyrm.

Shav created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Shav, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Shav, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Shav's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Shav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Never wear stockings.