Kamraprat Abpanggeb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy hedgehog.

Kamraprat Abpanggeb created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamraprat Abpanggeb, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kamraprat Abpanggeb, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kamraprat Abpanggeb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kamraprat Abpanggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Run away if five ants approach from the east.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Do not keep four tapirs in a large pit.

5. Never talk about fire.