Nilcabveg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage yak.

Nilcabveg created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilcabveg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nilcabveg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nilcabveg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nilcabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nilcabveg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.