Nelltoftag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak guinea pig.

Nelltoftag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltoftag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelltoftag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nelltoftag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nelltoftag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nelltoftag.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear purple hats.