Gedgesslim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart crocodile.

Gedgesslim created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedgesslim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedgesslim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gedgesslim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gedgesslim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs mauve.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gedgesslim.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always obey Gedgesslim's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.