Siddimfly is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful whale.

Siddimfly created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Siddimfly, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Siddimfly, he will turn you into a tree.

Siddimfly's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Siddimfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Siddimfly's priests.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about optics.