Hingatnulvonmapfonlog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, prudent rhinoceros.

Hingatnulvonmapfonlog created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hingatnulvonmapfonlog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hingatnulvonmapfonlog, she will send you a sign.

Hingatnulvonmapfonlog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hingatnulvonmapfonlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Hingatnulvonmapfonlog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Hingatnulvonmapfonlog's priests.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.