Gutyimdotdagdinwod is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable mole.

Gutyimdotdagdinwod created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutyimdotdagdinwod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gutyimdotdagdinwod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gutyimdotdagdinwod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gutyimdotdagdinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention hamsters.