Volfedrot is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable
wyvern.
Volfedrot created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Volfedrot, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Volfedrot, he will ignore you.
Volfedrot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Volfedrot's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.
3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.
4. Never wear corsets.
5. Do not drink alcohol.