Dinjarndad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, prudent meerkat.

Dinjarndad created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dinjarndad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinjarndad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dinjarndad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dinjarndad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never feed limes to bats while wearing turquoise coats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dinjarndad.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.