Xinvogaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless weasel.

Xinvogaf created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvogaf, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xinvogaf, it will curse you with boils.

Xinvogaf's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Xinvogaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Hide if seven frogs approach from the west.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never hurt squirrels.