Yiknuttflan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise bird.

Yiknuttflan created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiknuttflan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yiknuttflan, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yiknuttflan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yiknuttflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Yiknuttflan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Yiknuttflan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.