Leggesslistlidvidvedarmran is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust dove.

Leggesslistlidvidvedarmran created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Leggesslistlidvidvedarmran, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Leggesslistlidvidvedarmran, he will think nothing of it.

Leggesslistlidvidvedarmran's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Leggesslistlidvidvedarmran's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Leggesslistlidvidvedarmran loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.