Gedcabnel Legparklap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, able duck.

Gedcabnel Legparklap created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gedcabnel Legparklap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedcabnel Legparklap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gedcabnel Legparklap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gedcabnel Legparklap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never pour water over plants.