Nurttundusstragortbanlab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous dog.

Nurttundusstragortbanlab created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurttundusstragortbanlab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurttundusstragortbanlab, she will turn you into a frog.

Nurttundusstragortbanlab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nurttundusstragortbanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never chant in holy places.