Vonkfarnfod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered wombat.

Vonkfarnfod created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfarnfod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonkfarnfod, he will turn you into a plant.

Vonkfarnfod's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vonkfarnfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not keep nine mites in a large pit.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing black jumpers and balancing three aluminium spheres on your face.