Cutvenneg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous pig.

Cutvenneg created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutvenneg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cutvenneg, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cutvenneg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cutvenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.