Quimsitciss is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited beaver.

Quimsitciss created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimsitciss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quimsitciss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Quimsitciss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quimsitciss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Quimsitciss five times a day.