Gablintarg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet hippopotamus.

Gablintarg created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gablintarg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gablintarg, he will remove you from existence.

Gablintarg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gablintarg's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near horses while wearing white skirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shave your neck.