Bamfigmismot Bigyarbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, overgenerous parrot.

Bamfigmismot Bigyarbeg created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Bamfigmismot Bigyarbeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bamfigmismot Bigyarbeg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bamfigmismot Bigyarbeg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bamfigmismot Bigyarbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Retreat if four foxes approach from the east.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.