Quafappruttcan Mifmabril Rapingpas is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful scorpion.

Quafappruttcan Mifmabril Rapingpas created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quafappruttcan Mifmabril Rapingpas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafappruttcan Mifmabril Rapingpas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quafappruttcan Mifmabril Rapingpas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quafappruttcan Mifmabril Rapingpas' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Quafappruttcan Mifmabril Rapingpas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Do not covet oxen.