Dadbenkik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident wyvern.

Dadbenkik created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Dadbenkik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadbenkik, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dadbenkik's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dadbenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of rats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.