Bugdan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, vain fairy.

Bugdan created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugdan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bugdan, it will turn you into a plant.

Bugdan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bugdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never run in the presence of great tits.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always help aardvarks.