Sawlinflag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental cat.

Sawlinflag created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawlinflag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sawlinflag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sawlinflag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sawlinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Always help snakes in need.