Passtikwee is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, vain goose.

Passtikwee created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Passtikwee, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Passtikwee, she will be very sad.

Passtikwee's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Passtikwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing white shirts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Passtikwee.

4. Do not take Passtikwee's name in vain.

5. Never talk about asteroids.