Hugfabgov is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain cow.

Hugfabgov created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugfabgov, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugfabgov, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hugfabgov's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hugfabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. You must love Hugfabgov.