Jatquatdanquart is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent crow.

Jatquatdanquart created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatquatdanquart, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jatquatdanquart, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jatquatdanquart's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jatquatdanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near mites while wearing gray shoes and balancing eight silver spheres on your face.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.