Dudfotpang is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited toad.

Dudfotpang created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudfotpang, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudfotpang, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dudfotpang's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dudfotpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.