Jopyostduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful dog.

Jopyostduss created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jopyostduss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jopyostduss, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jopyostduss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jopyostduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Jopyostduss' priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Jopyostduss four times a day.