Hivdibtab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, capable spider.

Hivdibtab created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivdibtab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hivdibtab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hivdibtab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hivdibtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Hivdibtab on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.