Cipraksaw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong seal.

Cipraksaw created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipraksaw, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cipraksaw, she will turn you into a plant.

Cipraksaw's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cipraksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sit in the presence of birds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.