Jinwadmig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome ferret.

Jinwadmig created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jinwadmig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jinwadmig, she will be very sad.

Jinwadmig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jinwadmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Worship no other gods but Jinwadmig.