Appmidlistdim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, smart snake.

Appmidlistdim created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Appmidlistdim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Appmidlistdim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Appmidlistdim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Appmidlistdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Appmidlistdim must be the most important thing in your life.