Hunlistjat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair troll.

Hunlistjat created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlistjat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hunlistjat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hunlistjat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hunlistjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hunlistjat loves porpoises, so they must be respected.