Yarfemkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unfair hedgehog.

Yarfemkad created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarfemkad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarfemkad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarfemkad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yarfemkad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide from blue goats for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.