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It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous troll.

Zimgomfas Getyarlveen Rutnillarmgaryimgovwontarg created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

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If you do not believe in Zimgomfas Getyarlveen Rutnillarmgaryimgovwontarg, it will not care at all.

Zimgomfas Getyarlveen Rutnillarmgaryimgovwontarg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zimgomfas Getyarlveen Rutnillarmgaryimgovwontarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Zimgomfas Getyarlveen Rutnillarmgaryimgovwontarg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never look at moons.