Omindusswab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome ferret.

Omindusswab created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omindusswab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Omindusswab, it will not invite you to parties.

Omindusswab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Omindusswab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed garlic to moths while wearing dresses.

4. Never talk about optics near squirrels while wearing magenta stockings.

5. Never talk about fire.