Hanbenrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy rat.

Hanbenrot created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbenrot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hanbenrot, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hanbenrot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hanbenrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always obey Hanbenrot's priests.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hanbenrot on top of all buildings.