Budgebhat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving snail.

Budgebhat created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgebhat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Budgebhat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Budgebhat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Budgebhat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to snails while wearing black hats.

5. Respect your elders.