Dib is a god.

He takes the form of a small, grumpy zebra.

Dib created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dib, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dib, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing gray trousers.

3. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the east.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.