Pasgonhog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome mongoose.

Pasgonhog created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Pasgonhog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pasgonhog, he will come to you in dreams.

Pasgonhog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pasgonhog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pasgonhog.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasgonhog.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about seals.