Ominjarngem is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical human.

Ominjarngem created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Ominjarngem, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominjarngem, he will destroy your home planet.

Ominjarngem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ominjarngem's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.