Arpnarlvinmetsisort is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic wyvern.

Arpnarlvinmetsisort created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpnarlvinmetsisort, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arpnarlvinmetsisort, he will turn you into a duck.

Arpnarlvinmetsisort's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Arpnarlvinmetsisort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.