Nullnabtap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable lion.

Nullnabtap created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Nullnabtap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nullnabtap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nullnabtap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nullnabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Never feed lots of onions to snails while wearing blue hats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nullnabtap.

4. Do not take Nullnabtap's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.